Just because someone makes a living as a journalist, doesn’t mean that they can’t kill the English language.
Observe:
In case you were wondering…
Then = a passage of time – then, his editor saw this story and thought better than to let him write his own material
Than= a comparison – there’s got to be a better journalist than this.
Categories: Humor
Tagged: bad journalism, blog oops, than, then
That girl you’ve been talking to on Myspace is really a MAN!
Categories: Gay
Tagged: Humor, this just in
Your mama! ha!
Categories: Gay
Tagged: Humor, this just in
84.7% of researchers claim that 96.9% of all statistics are made-up on the spot.
Categories: Humor
Tagged: Humor, this just in
That cute guy in your Physics class wasn’t lying when he said he’d sleep with a guy before he’d have sex with you.
Categories: Humor
Tagged: Humor, this just in
Sticks and stones may brake my bones, but a sawed-off shotgun will tear you a new asshole!
Categories: Humor
Tagged: Humor, this just in
Billy Vega, 10, is inconsolable after he realized school-yard taunting is true – his mommy is a “whore”.
Categories: Humor
Tagged: Humor, this just in
I hope that bitch gets hit by a bus.
Categories: Gay
Tagged: Humor, this just in
Matt Weeks, 32, famed for creating vignette scenes of stormtrooper dolls at work commits suicide with free hand after realizing he’s a grown man playing with dolls. He is survived by three-and-half terabits of computer porn, two cats and his mom.
Categories: Humor
Tagged: Humor, this just in
Your boyfriend lied: you can’t e-mail an STD.
Categories: Humor
Tagged: Humor, this just in
