“It is a sad day when an icon like Barbara Walters in the sunset of her life, is reduced to publicly branding herself as an adulterer, humiliating an innocent family with accounts of her illicit affair and speaking negatively against me all for the sake of selling a book. It speaks to her true character.” — Star Jones
Oh my yes, Ms. Jones, it’s terrible when celebrities use their fame to make private events public. By the way, who’s sponsoring your divorce and where can I buy tickets?
Categories: Humor · press
Tagged: Barbara Walters, Humor, hypocrisy in action, Star Jones
You’re not bisexual – you’re just a slut.
Categories: Humor
Tagged: Humor, this just in
You know that guy that gave you his e-mail address instead of a phone number at the bar last night? Yeah, he really does have a phone, it’s just easy to screen you to his ‘Junk’ box than to have to listen to your voice or delete a text message.
Categories: Gay
Tagged: Humor, this just in
When your world is falling apart around you and you see gray clouds on the horizon, you know that you can call my voicemail. Don’t worry, I can press ‘7′ and delete it at any time during your blubbery sobbing.
Categories: Humor
Tagged: Humor, this just in
Daria Lane, 25, spent the day eating milano-mint cookies and Doritos after having lost 40 lbs. and realizing that her favorite Aunt had lied; she did not have a pretty face after all.
Categories: Gay
Tagged: Humor, this just in
