Rule #1 - I will not refer, nor allow anyone else to refer to me as a “boy” after the age of 21.
Rule #2 - I will not appear naked in any stage play, regardless of the reasoning that it is a metaphor for freedom – we all know that it’s just an excuse to get naked.
Rule #3 - Should I ever publish a book of any kind, its cover will not feature a man in any stage of undress.
Rule #4 - I shall never shriek the following words or phrases: girl, fabu, and what, in the butt, no carbos, work it, or fabulous.
Rule #5 - I shall never allow anyone to refer to the opposite of my sexuality as “normal”.
Rule #6 – I will never ditch my friends for a whore – if a frat boy can put bros before hoes, so can I.
Rule #7 - I will not judge someone based on their outward appearance alone.
Rule #8 - I will not adopt any tradition, affectation, lifestyle, way of speech or movement, or point-of-view simply because it happens to be popular at the time.
