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Entries from June 2008

Austin DJs, take note – this is how a killer set starts.

June 26, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Now, I have some awesome DJs on my list, but for the live music capital of the world, Austin has a sizable crap DJ population. Basically, most Austin “DJs” are showing up with an iBook, a playlist and hit shuffle to collect $50 and free drinks. Hint, hint – that’s not what a DJ is!

Keep in mind that I haven’t remixed, blended or remastered any of these songs and yet I could give lessons to Austin DJs in themed playlist creation.

This is a list with the boy theme – all the songs either have the word “boy” in them or somewhere in the song and all mix very easily with a mixer and some tables. Add in some new beats and industrial sounds and you’ll have a set that will have them dancing till they drop.

Austin DJs: listen and learn, that’s all I’m saying!

P.S. – I’m remixing, adding beats and blending all of these songs into an actual set now and hope to have it ready to download soon. Check back, yo!

Oh, you’ll need to press the “pop-out player” button to play the list as wordpress in methin’ with code.

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The Star of ‘Showgirls’ Wants To Teach Girls About Self-Esteem

June 6, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Hell, let’s skip the middleman and take ‘em down to the strip club to give lap dances to men old enough to be their grandfathers – that’ll have an impact on their self-esteem.

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Poorly Chosen Usernames

June 6, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Okay, so it’s not a username, but still… HOLY SHIT!

I don’t know what she’s wearing, but that IS a eurotard.

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