The Star of ‘Showgirls’ Wants To Teach Girls About Self-Esteem

Hell, let’s skip the middleman and take ‘em down to the strip club to give lap dances to men old enough to be their grandfathers – that’ll have an impact on their self-esteem.

Poorly Chosen Usernames

Okay, so it’s not a username, but still… HOLY SHIT!

I don’t know what she’s wearing, but that IS a eurotard.